Monday, June 15, 2009

We've been up to stuff

We may have been MIA with our entries but we've been busy. See some photos below of things we'll be blogging about in the future.

A fountain in the wall of the Hassan II Grande Mosque in Casablanca.

An orange tree in the courtyard of a sublime Casa cafe.

What we did a lot. These are at the train station.

The medina wall in El Jadida dividing the old fortified Portugese town from the new.

Sam performing calisthenics during a paddle in the Atlantic, also El Jadida.

Birds circle the fish grills by the seaside in Essaouira.

Vendors sells freshly squeezed orange juice into the night in the Djemaa el-fna in Marrakech.

Hundreds of food stalls dish out quick meals (if you can manage to grab a seat) in the Djemaa el-fna, Marrakech. This one was serving up sausage links with tomato salsa and bread.

The landmark of Marrakech, the minaret of the Koutoubia Mosque.

Laterns sparkle in a packed stall in the labyrinthine souqs of Marrakech.

Sam enjoys train travel Moroccan-style from Marrakech to Fes.

A tannery worker pulls hides from the dye pits in Fes.

Anne was there too. Enjoying the mountain air in Chefchaouen.

Wheat fields and tourists dot the mountains around Chefchaouen.

Sam and Granma enjoy an English pub lunch in Chistlehurst.

Local teens race horses along the Giza Plateau during our sunrise camel ride.

Some rock piles near Cairo.

Some of what remains of the Avenue of the Sphinxes, which once connected the temples of Luxor and Karnak, Luxor.

The Funerary Temple of Hatshepsut on the West Bank of the Nile River, Luxor.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

We tweet

Inspired by t-lex (and, I suppose, in consideration of our increasingly slow blog output rate) ready-to-where is experimenting with Twitter! New today, the "rtw express lane" will feature my less-than-140-character deep thoughts about whatever moderately remarkable thing just happened that I couldn't wait to yell from the metaphorical web rooftop. (Anyone else notice it's crowded up here?)

Yes, this will mostly only please our parents and make me a little less bored once I've done all my usual browsing at the web cafes, but why not give it a go?

Sunday, June 7, 2009

The Escape

Bamako, Mali
May 3rd to May 6th, 2009

Where were we again? Oh yes, Sunday May 3rd Sam and I boarded the 6:30 am, 12-hour bus from Bobo-Dioulasso, Burkina Faso to Bamako, Mali.

A short history of our ever-changing travel plans for Mali follows.

During long afternoons at the EDYM farm and out of our mammoth Lonely Planet Africa guidebook, we originally planned a rather exhaustive tour of the southwestern part of Mali, spanning the spectacular cliffs of the Dogon Country, along the Niger River, and down to the bustling metropolis of Bamako. From there we planned to board the train, the Bamako to Dakar “Express”, whenever that happened to arrive and continue on to Senegal, from where we would fly a few weeks later to Morocco.

In early drafts of this adventure the latter train journey, described as “an African epic” by our guidebook, was thought an experience not to be missed. (Highlights include guessing when the train will get there with correct answers varying from 45 hours to 60 hours to never, keeping a close eye on your belongings while Africa speeds by the grimy windows, and enjoying fitful sleeps in your custom-sewn, $5 Joe Fresh sheet-bags.) Some family and friends may remember us optimistically enthusing about the excitement of leaving “whenever” and romantically bumming around Bamako until the train was ready to go.

However, even before leaving the sweaty clutches of those afternoons at the farm, we had already started to change our plans. If you’ve been following the news of late, maybe you’ll also know that Mali these days is not the most ideal travel destination. Despite meeting travelers who had had recent positive experiences traveling the country (and later more who intended to keep on trucking), we were starting to feel wary of the reports of Tuareg fighting making its way out of the desert, not to mention the recent kidnappings of Canadian diplomats and European tourists. By the time our sub-Saharan fatigue was setting in the Canadian Government was advising against non-essential travel to the country, and we were dreaming of another trip, another time when we would take that slow ride up the Niger River to Timbuktu.

That being said, we weren’t ready to abandon our dream of agony-on-rails and so we continued westward from Burkina Faso, for a quick pop into the country to book the train and go.

Enduring the long, un-air-conditioned ride from Bobo, our resolve was tested as we watched strange new terrain unfold around us. Mali’s landscape is fascinating, and huge, smooth boulders defying gravity in dark stacks by the highway hinted at what is surely a spectacular, mountainous landscape in the Dogon. Luckily we were tired and grumpy enough (and possessing just enough common sense) to stick to our new plans and arrived in Bamako with our singular purpose in mind.

The capital city, heretofore only existing to me in the pixilated illustrations of the circa 1990 computer game Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego (current rank Ace Detective, thankyouverymuch), was our biggest city yet. Crossing the street (a whole day’s activity), proved inconceivably more perilous than in cities past, as Bamako traffic combined all the speeding cars of Accra with every dense and weaving moped army of Burkina Faso. For us, the city’s sights didn’t have much to recommend them and so Monday morning we hit the streets on foot to find breakfast and the train station. We reflected on how confident and acclimatized we felt, and how we were really adjusting to this hectic but exciting life on the road.

Our intelligence told us the train should leave Bamako around Wednesday, arriving in Dakar Friday or Saturday from where we would begin our truncated tour of Senegal. (Travel fatigue and Canadian government websites advised against touring the southern Casamance region of Senegal and so we had similarly edited our itinerary for that country.) However, arriving at the train station we found out that the train had left Bamako last on Saturday, was scheduled to leave Dakar on Wednesday, and would peut-être leave Bamako only the following Saturday. To two weary travelers, in no mood for peut-êtres, this was the worst possible news. We could wait for the train, take another train to Kayes further North in Mali and then a 48-hour bus to Dakar, or find another means of transport out of Mali. The irony of this being exactly what we had dreamed about three months ago but now exactly the worst possible scenario was certainly not lost on us. Finding a quiet-like place a few blocks from the station, we sat and discussed our options. Quickly it was decided that we had only one – we weren’t as young as we were three months ago and so Tuesday we’d book flights to Morocco.

For all of our complaining, we had prepared ourselves for another two weeks of this adventurous brand of travel and our new plans sent us into a bit of shock. I started to feel the twinges of regret – that perhaps we hadn’t seen or done enough, that maybe we hadn't taken full advantage of the unique opportunity of being so far from home, or at least that we might have been too busy wallowing in our suffering of late to enjoy ourselves – all of which I agonized over to Sam back at the hotel. Sam, for his part, felt suddenly that he hadn’t eaten enough mangoes.

However, Mali had a few more adventures left in store for us as we headed off Tuesday morning to find our flight. Negotiating the treacherous streets once more we visited no less than four different travel agencies. Our preferred booking method would have been the very fast internet around the corner from our auberge, but every search engine we tried had the frustrating habit of refusing to search for flights originating in Africa. On our way to one agency recommended by our guide we stumbled into a very busy and tout-full market area where – tired, hot, and frustrated – I committed the cardinal sin in dealing with hustlers and not-so-nicely asked some very persistent ones to leave us alone, for which Sam earned some insults and shoving around before we extricated ourselves to the nearby post office.

A little shaken we continued on, now to the bank to withdraw the necessary cash to pay for the flight. We discovered this to be another charming aspect of booking flights from developing nations – you’ll have to do it in cash, even if that means withdrawing close to $1000, or in many cases surely more. Our guidebook had warned us that we wouldn’t find any working ATMs within the country and so we’d dutifully withdrawn all the cash we expected to need before arriving in the country. The problem was, of course, that what we’d planned to spend on the train tickets was a fraction of the cost of even our cheap flight.

Taking stock of what we had on hand, we toured four different banks to try multiple ATMs with no luck. We tried the undesirable option of withdrawing money from our credit cards to no avail, either because we didn’t know our PIN or because the machine accused us of trying to withdraw too many bills. (What’s $1000 in fives?) Defeated and starting to get worried, we returned to the hotel to gather our emergency cash. (If needing to pay for the last available means of transport out of the back of beyond Africa doesn’t constitute an emergency, what does?) Stashed in money belts, secret pockets, hidden flaps and, in some cases, sewn into the seams of clothes, we gathered everything we had and went back to the bank. Gouged in the exchange we still mercifully eked out just enough CFAs to cover the flights and, exhausted, went back to buy our tickets for the next day. When we were handed the tickets – on the first pieces of glossy paper we’d seen in months, even advertising in-flight duty-free shopping – our shock went into overdrive.

As a sweet goodbye to this region of Africa we spent the rest of Tuesday and Wednesday morning doing what we always did – ducking through the constant noise of people and traffic, grabbing the least dodgy side-of-the-road skillet fare to eat, enjoying a really cold bottle of coke to drink wherever we could find it, and sweating through one last sleepless night in the oppressive heat. Wednesday at check-out time we hauled our bags over to the fast internet, and then headed to the airport, only 12-plus hours early, to wait for our 3:00 am flight to Casablanca.

Arriving in Casablanca around 7:00 am we took our soiled packs and selves through the shiny airport to the sleek city train into downtown. In the Medina, the old walled town, we walked the sunny, tiled hallway of the youth hostel, took hot showers and lay down in our cool room to nap. Upon awakening we walked out past the cruise ship port into mild Atlantic breezes and ate sandwiches on a quiet street, followed by coffee and ice cream in a restaurant built into the old city ramparts, where large white canopies covered crawling trellises and tinkling tiled fountains. Knowing neither the fitting allusion nor the grim prediction he was making, Sam leaned over to me, smiled and said, “If it all goes sideways from here, and there’s no conceivable reason it should, remember we’ll always have today in Casablanca.”

Friday, May 29, 2009

Get Lost

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009
Fes, Morroco

Sam and I meander through the souks of Fes el Bali – the largest, living medieval city in the Islamic world. Enjoy occasional guest appearances by my scarf (my sincerest apologies – it’s evidently what you get for taking blind, chest-level video) and find the wheelbarrow man who almost missed his cue. Amazingly, despite what it might look like, I didn’t bump into anybody. What you hear me say to Sam: “Where are we?”

Some Things are the Same

Stop!! The man in the back of your toboggan has two heads!

Elephants!

Sunday, April 26th, 2009
Mole National Park, Ghana

Planet Earth did it better, but ready-to-where can deliver wildlife too. Here, blurry elephants drink at a watering hole.



(Blogger dumbs down the quality even worse than Sam's camera, so make that very blurry elephants.)

The Bumpiest Bus Ride in the World

Saturday, April 25th, 2009
Tamale to Mole National Park, Ghana

Sam, Anne, and the Dutch nurses ride three hours along a washed-out, washboard dirt road from Tamale to Mole. Watch Sam’s head (and my shoddy camera work) try to compensate for the bumps! That sound you’re hearing is the bus shaking apart.

What Are the Chances?

On the road from Have to Accra
Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

ready-to-where is back online!

Hello again! We’re back, finally. Sam and I have both been out with a terrible head cold and allergies since arriving in Morocco (you’ve been reading ... surprised we got sick?) but we’re finally feeling better and getting back to the business of travel and blog!

While we whip up the missing entries, please enjoy a few this-and-that photo entries and a small selection of sloppily-recorded video we’ve been haphazardly collecting along our way.

More to come soon.

- a & s

Sunday, May 10, 2009

A funny thing happened on the ouay to Ouagadougou

The funny thing was we started to enjoy ourselves.

Ouagadougou and Bobo-Dioulasso, Burkina Faso
April 28th to May 3rd, 2009

Perhaps it was the French-inspired cuisine (baguettes!), the charmingly laid-back and friendly attitude of the Burkinabés, or the knowledge that we had really left Ghana behind us, but we arrived in the Burkina Faso capital of Ouagadougou on Tuesday April 28th feeling like we’d earned a new lease on our trip.

We had taken a rather bold risk on our way out of Ghana (at that point not really uncharacteristically) by waiting until the border to buy our visas. But – apart from our startled realization that we’d really have to start communicating in French, really all the time – we found no trouble getting what we needed from the friendly, chain-smoking, jauntily-bereted border guard on the Burkina side. A cab, bus, and cab again later and we arrived in Ouagadougou to find that I had indeed been successful the previous evening, in my then-garbled French, in securing us a room at our desired hotel – or at least there was one available avec ventilisation, sans climatisation.

Actually, we should have taken the latter (that’s AC to you) as our ventilisation turned out to be pretty ineffectual against the unrelenting heat and dryness that we would continue to encounter (during, eventually, nine sleepless nights in a row) as we traveled northwards. In fact it seemed as though, as soon we arrived in Burkina Faso, we just couldn’t keep up with our thirst. For all our harping about the sameness of the lorry-park or roadside offerings in Ghana, we’d become accustomed to being able to find those ubiquitous sachets pretty much every time we turned around. In Burkina Faso we started to have to work harder as actual shops replaced roadside stalls and as the climate pulled every drop of moisture from inside us out.

Having spent two and a half months under the same mango tree at the farm we were interested to see the landscape outside the windows of the bus evolve into the increasingly dusty and scrubby Sahelian plains outside Ouagadougou. Just as soon as they had, though, we were heading by bus into the green valleys of the southwest to Burkina’s second largest city, Bobo-Dioulasso.

Our guidebook told us we’d be charmed by Bobo and it didn’t disappoint, not least because of both the lovely auberge where we stayed in the middle of town and the impeccable timing of our arrival there. Still the cynical and harassed Westerners we were in Ghana, when our taxi driver asked if we’d ever seen an “African Mask” we assumed he wanted to sell us some curios and so we replied in our best French, Thank you very much but we’d really just like to go to the hotel. Weren’t we surprised then to see him point out the window and find the “Mask” walking by – a man covered from head to toe in colourful fringe like a scarecrow, carrying a whip and a crook and intermittently followed by and chasing packs of young men around town.

From the balcony of our hotel, facing over the main intersection and square, we got a great view of the action below and no understanding whatsoever of what the meaning of it all was. Our best guess is no better than a play by play of what we saw. There were large bands of young men, some dressed in humourous costumes, roaming the streets after the Masks. (We saw, for example, what were perhaps “videocamera operator”, “shutter-happy tourist” and one, according to me, “knee-socked, colonial safari-man” or, according to Sam, “blazered, effeminate sea-captain.”) The masks, as many as twenty, walked around the main square acting like they didn’t care about the young men getting progressively closer and baiting them until suddenly they did and the chase was on! If you were caught by one the boogeymen they spanked you on the bum with their whip or crook and the crowds roared. This continued – the men creeping up, the masks not caring, the masks chasing – for a few hours, with the occasional extra excitement of the masks sometimes running up into the various peanut galleries, like our hotel balcony. Around sundown, everyone gave it a rest and went off to dance by the mosque.

Our time in Bobo was generally spent wandering the streets, positively green in comparison to cities past, and taking a short trip out to the town of Banfora on Friday May 1st. From Banfora, another little dusty spot made popular by guidebooks, we took a taxi to Lac Tengrela from where we boarded a pirogue for two and set about scanning the waters for pods of hippopotamuses. Blessed with the same uncanny luck we had in Mole, and a very helpful fisherman in the stern of our boat, a few minutes later we actually saw some. For 10 or 15 minutes (all the time we could handle in the midday sun) we watched the heads, backs, and bums of about six in all including at least one biggie and one wee one. Pleased with our success, and not terribly keen to negotiate private transport to the other sights in the area, we headed back to town and to the bus back to Bobo. On Saturday we took a wonderful tour of the local mud-and-stick mosque where, to our great pleasure, we were allowed to roam inside and the good-natured guide spoke slowly enough for us to understand almost everything.

As the sun was rising Sunday we left our hotel for the early morning, 12-hour bus ride to Bamako along with Francis, a friendly English traveler and also former Ghana volunteer who we’d met the previous evening on the hotel terrace. Setting off – this time with visas already in hand, and our attitudes towards our travels warmed by our time spent in Burkina Faso – we looked forward to Mali, the third country in our continuing odyssey.


A breakfast kiosk in Ouagadougou where we stopped two mornings for our oeufs et pain.

Other spectators watching the Fetes des Masques from the balcony of our hotel in Bobo-Dioulasso.

A Mask delivers the bad news.

There were little ones too. Each Mask had a posse of local boys or men who were safe from the beatings.

A couple heads of hippopotamuses spotted from our pirogue on Lac Tengrela.

Our lovely cheapie in Bobo.

Impressions of Sam inside the grande mosqué in Bobo.

An exterior of the mud-stick mosque. The sticks, which are intermittently replaced, are for beauty, structural support, and climbing when the mosque needs repair or cleaning.